In the future...
Husband: What are you doing?
Me: I found my old Tumblr!
Husband: Can I see?
Me: No. Noo. No. No. No.
Husband: Is that....Wait. Was your Tumblr about me?
Me:
Husband:
Me:
Husband:
Me: No.
me: *puts earphones in*
me:
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me:
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me:
me: oh right
me: *plays music*

